An Absurd Little Bird

Mmman it's a sucky day!
No no no no none of that Bridget's-having-a-bad-day material. We're going to write something deep today.
Aaargh!!! Feeling lazy, crazy and out of control. Can never do anything right
Come now, focus focus...try pickin' a subj. Music? Hmm? Philosophy? Try Life. Yes...LIFE
I mean...really...how did we get so incompetent? such an ear-reddening experience, when your colleagues look at you as if you were a sewer rat having a go at a job. Who do they think I am!?
Who am I? See that's a good start.
Oh zip it Aristattle. Zip it good. Zip it tight. Zip it like a body in a bag.
I -
And did you see the look on her face yesterday? She's been trying to teach me to sing for years, her effort mounting to millenia..
See...that's your problem. Always overdoing it. Joy, grief, lust, self-reprimands, eating, fighting. Always over the top..get a grip chickie.
What are you my mother now.
Of course not. I'm you.
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